embarrassedpokerface:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

 image

OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

PLEASE POST YOUR FINAL PRESENTATION

(Source: massive-yaoi-hands, via puripurishine)

Says hi to classmate, gets flicked off.

bozrat:

bozrat:

AHAHAHAH GUESS WHAT

I ordered another wrong size

.____. //dunno whether to laugh or scream in frustration

gf: my girlfriend is a doofus.

me: sob I am

yeah so here guys, gonna have another giveaway to you lovely people!

another thank you for being lovely followers <3

//in expense of my wallet, but who cares about that AHAHAH //shot

LOL

so just reblog/like , I don’t care which, but only reblog up to three times so you don’t annoy anyone~

and whoop whoop yeh

umm this giveaway will end April 23th (tomorrow) at 11:59 P.M.

EDIT: OH YEAH THE SIZE IS UNISEX MEDIUM

UPDATE:

GIVEAWAY ENDS AT 7 PM EST TIME ZONE INSTEAD

SO I CAN HAVE TIME TO CONTACT THE WINNER AND MAIL IT OFF EARLY TOMORROW MORNING (on the 24th)

PLEASE HAVE YOUR ASK OPEN

IF YOU DON’T GET BACK TO ME BEFORE 6 A.M. on Thursday/tomorrow (24th) I’ll have to pick new winner

lightlysaltedchips:

can we acknowledge the fact that this just happened

(via valentineerror)

trelkez:

onionhighonionandrenown:

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

….you know what, it really does.

HIMYM finale headcanon accepted. And then they pretend to get divorced and Robin/Maria distances herself from her friends and a couple years later someone captures footage of Maria Hill during a big superhero battle and she has to come clean to everybody and THEY ALL RESUME BEING FRIENDS AND NONE OF THE REST OF THE FINALE HAPPENS and also, later, the group accidentally meets the Avengers, and Barney spends the entire time convinced Tony is hitting on Robin (which Tony plays into to screw with him) and Lily, Tracy and Natasha disappear somewhere to bond and Steve is both charmed and weirded out by Marshall and Ted is left to try and socialize with Clint, who just sits there quietly letting Ted dig himself a deeper and deeper hole as his questions and overtures get more and more awkward. 

And Robin/Maria is all, “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I KNEW IT. KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. YES, YOU.”

So Tony lets Barney off the hook and Barney immediately starts awkwardly fanboying all over him, and Clint lets Ted off the hook and cracks up and Ted is all “wait what you have a facial expression?!

And Robin/Maria goes to find Natasha and drink until the whole thing is over. Never again. This is never happening ever again. (It happens again.)

(via puripurishine)

So… that paper that I spent 9 hours on? Not due this week. Due May 1st. 
Should have worked on that my Grammar project paperthing…

Anxiety is up. Can’t sleep through the night. Nervous. 

yoccu:

kat-rampant:

omg

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: lulz-chan, via whispwill)

titancure:

The Public Rape Experiment by Fouseytube

This is an incredibly important video.

unclefather:

veganbutt:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

Can he actually tho

It’s a metaphor. You say that you’re canceling the movie and then you don’t actually cancel the movie. 

unclefather:

veganbutt:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

Can he actually tho

It’s a metaphor. You say that you’re canceling the movie and then you don’t actually cancel the movie. 

(via lallalia)

hetastein:

akatsuki-shin:

hazzmuro:

whatthefrost:

That last one got me good.

Sometimes, just clicking +like isn’t good enough. Sorry guys. I regret nothing.

These are very inspirational quotes until I reach the last one.

I’m not gunna lie - the last set moved me to tears ;u;.

(Source: sinisterducouteau, via soloazume)

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism

(via neoru)